If you get all of your news from Twitter you likely know five things about Apple’s annual iPhone event.
1) Apple is releasing THREE new iPhones: 8, 8 Plus, and X (Apple wants us to call it “10” but, let’s be honest, most people are going to call it “exe”)
2) iPhone 8 has glass on both sides.
3) Animated poo
4) iPhone X will cost a grand
5) iPhone X has face scanning tech
Oh sure, Apple unveiled new details about other products and went in-depth about the new iphones, but those five points, based solely on Twitter, are the important takeaways. Who cares about the fact that the iPhone X will have a built in AI chip, the updates to AppleTV, or the fact that the iPhone 8 is designed for augmented reality? We can send each other animated emojis.
If you do want to know more about Apple’s big event we can recommend this comprehensive write up by Wired.
Here are some of our favorite hot takes about #AppleEvent from Twitter.
So it went from iPhone 8 to 10… I guess 7 really 8….9 pic.twitter.com/hoWwGo9Axa
— Ridiculousness Fans (@WeLoveRobDyrdek) September 12, 2017
iPhone 8 features really living up to the hype pic.twitter.com/Dg2EF3MAZG
— rickandmorty (@rickandmorty101) September 12, 2017
— C A S T E I R A (@JonnyCsteira) September 12, 2017
The new iPhone 8 will be out soon. If you want a preview of the new phone just look at your current iPhone and pretend it costs $200 more.
— Somewhat Damaged (@Southern_Sass__) September 12, 2017
— Milan (@Milan08300334) September 12, 2017
— 6räñdøń (@brrandin) September 12, 2017
The iPhone 8 now has glass on the back. Now I can shatter my screen on BOTH sides and stare into my reflection with disappointment twice
— Gabby (@c_gabby14) September 12, 2017
Some of you gonna be sleeping with face masks on so your gf/bf can’t unlock your iPhone X with your face while you sleep
— Brinsley Levi (@Brinz_92) September 12, 2017
— WABI SABI📎ROBOTS (@WabiSabi4Robots) September 12, 2017
Beyoncé: *uses iPhone X facial recognition*
iPhone X: pic.twitter.com/BZ5tjSZirt
— dylan. (@callmyline) September 12, 2017
iPhone X – Say hello to the future. pic.twitter.com/MLerU3Q2le
— Wylsacom (@wylsacom) September 12, 2017
“We’re pleased to announce that the all-new iPhone X will make The Emoji Movie officially canon to the real world.” pic.twitter.com/1SI9jNljgE
— Shane (@FourScore64) September 12, 2017
Me: siri why won’t my iphone x unlock
Siri: u put 0 effort into looking presentable today. Im not reinforcing that bullshit
— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 12, 2017
— anna (@nutellaANDpizza) September 12, 2017
“You have an iPhone X but no house” tweets being drafted rn.
— blackie chan™ (@MattMizrika) September 12, 2017