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Affordable Feng Shui Housing Coming…To Queens

Hold on to your butts chi, y’all — cheap Feng shui oriented housing is coming to NYC. Affordable housing contracted by the city conjures very specific images. We don’t think good looks or philosophies. We think massive, Soviet bloc-type complexes — and fair enough! When...



MAP: Which Borough’s Residents Have The Loudest Sex?

It’s inevitable that, at some point during your apartment living career, you will be neighbors with a couple whose sex is so enthusiastic you’re convinced they’re training for a new Olympic event. You’ll complain to your friends that you have the worst neighbors ever, but...


‘Gangsta Cat’ From Harlem Seeks Open-Minded Home

Meet Oliver Julius – a badass East Harlem feline who was abandoned by his owners in subzero weather back in March. Over the weekend flyers popped up in Queens with the headline “Gangsta Cat Seeks Homey 4 Life” to help him find a new, accepting home. Just look...


Map Shows The Most Popular Filming Locations In NYC

Here in NYC we try to play it cool around celebrities, but underneath our hardened exteriors even we get excited when we encounter a famous face. Now we’re not saying you should start stalking your favorite celebrity, but hypothetically if you wanted to, this map of...