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14 Ways To Make The Most Of The Subway

I had a friend visiting New York from out of town this weekend. She was ALL ABOUT the subway. Seriously. Every time we went down to wait for the F train she was one twirl away from turning into Mary Tyler Moore. “It takes...


11 Japanese Snacks You Gotta Try

I am officially obsessed with Japan — the music, the makeup, the fashion, the culture as a whole! Color me a fan-girl. My obsession  includes their delicious snack foods, which is not surprising given my pre-existing delight in all things edible. One taste of...


Cheap Beers: The Ultimate Guide

I like beer. I prefer wine, but in a pinch, I find an ice cold brew just as refreshing as the next jerk. That said, you aren’t going to find me knocking back bubbles that are bespoke and cost upwards of 20 bucks for a...


21 Times Your Roommate Is The Worst

Having a roommate is a true crapshoot — emphasis on the ‘crap’ part. There are so many unknown factors before you even decide to split the rent with them. Then once they are actually inside the apartment there are so many ways things can...


10 of New York City’s BEST Sex Shops

I’m not a sex shop girl. This isn’t because I’m a prude — I’m not. I mean, I advised readers of this blog to go have sex inside the Met Museum. Coy about sex I am not. Still, there’s something gives me a case...


8 Totally Weird New York Icons

It is popularly thought that you are only a “real New Yorker” if you have lived in the city for 10 years or more. I think another way to judge just how real your street cred may be is by tallying how many of...


11 Thoughts We’ve All Had At Work

Work blows. I mean, it pays our bills and can sometimes (SOMETIMES) be deeply fulfilling, but for the most part…see the aforementioned blowing. Take solace in the fact that whatever dark thoughts you’re having while trying not to watch the clock tick down the...


10 Terrible Gifts For Father’s Day

So Father’s Day is coming up. For most folks with dads that means buying him either a steak and/or a tie and slapping his affably on the back while you go fishing for trout (I am getting all of my information from Stock Photos)....


9 Ways Idiots Lose Weight

Losing weight isn’t easy for one big reason: Food is delicious. To eat less of the bad stuff, more of the good stuff, and put out more energy than we are taking into our bodies sounds simple, but it isn’t. Because of FUCKING FOOD...


7 Great Ways To Get Around The City Ranked

Wondering what the best way to get around this great city of ours might be? We’ve got you covered. Here are 7 great ways to get around the city: Ranked. Not included on this lift are “rides in the Mr. Softee truck” because that...