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22,000 New Apartments Coming To Brooklyn

Need a place to live? You’re in luck. Thousands of new apartments are coming! New York City may have five boroughs, but it’s not exactly, you know, Texas. More is the pity: I look great in a cowboy hat. The city is small, but...



How Brokers See Brooklyn

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of looking for an apartment in the city, you know that real estate brokers will stop at almost nothing to get you to shell out your hard earned bucks. The last time I was looking for a place...


Bushwick Is Full of Mystery Coffins

In Bushwick, sometimes even the cops are ridiculously mellow. That’s a pretty controversial statement these days. But the cops we’re talking about are definitely on the laid-back side of spectrum as their reaction to this new investigation proves.


MTA CFO Casually Mentions ANOTHER Fare Hike

Just when you thought the MTA had turned a new leaf, word is out that yet another fare hike could be on the way in 2015. Feel free to take a moment now, drop to your knees, shake your fists at the heavens and wail with...



MAP: Which Borough’s Residents Have The Loudest Sex?

It’s inevitable that, at some point during your apartment living career, you will be neighbors with a couple whose sex is so enthusiastic you’re convinced they’re training for a new Olympic event. You’ll complain to your friends that you have the worst neighbors ever, but...



An All-Pierogi Restaurant Is Coming To Brooklyn This Month

As New Yorkers it’s our sworn duty to complain as often as possible, but if there’s anything we can’t complain about, it’s delicious food. The rise of the “micro-specialist novelty snackaurant” is a big deal on the NYC culinary scene, and the latest spot to...