All your suspicious about the MTA are true: they do not give a single f*** about you.
A new skit from Above Average – the same folks who brought your awful upstairs neighbors to life – imagines a world in which the MTA finally talks back and “we apologize for the inconvenience” isn’t what they’re saying.
Instead, the Above Average subway conductor goes on an epic #sorrynotsorry tirade over the train’s intercom.
Although we’re pretty sure this is exactly what a disgruntled MTA employee would do given the opportunity, we do have to note one glaring error in the video: no subway announcement has ever been this intelligible.
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